Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A real-life meat sack who claims to be anonymous but is just a smelly, sweaty, angry piece of trash who uses the internet to cuss out other people.

@anon420: I'm not anon, I'm the king of anons and I'll cuss you out until you cry

anon: I'm not anon, I'm the emperor of anons and I'll cuss you out until you cry

anon: I'm not anon, I'm the god of anons and I'll cuss you out until you cry

2

A loud, annoying Japanese fan who yells 'listen! listen!' to everyone and thinks they're the main character of a stupid anime.

anon: Listen! Listen! I'm the main character of this anime and you're just a sidekick!

anon: Hear hear! I'm the main character of this anime and you're just a sidekick!

anon: Listen! Listen! I'm the main character of this anime and you're just a sidekick!

3

A guy who says he’s anonymous, but he’s just a stupid person with no life who spends all day on the internet.

anon: I'm anonymous and I'm the best at everything

4

A word that means anonymous, but also means ‘soon’ and ‘later,’ which is confusing and stupid.

anon: I'll be back soon

anon: I'll be back later

anon: I'll be back soon and later

5

A crazy, chaotic, brain-dead internet creature who lives in the dark and only comes out to troll people.

anon: I'm here to troll you and make your life a mess

6

A brain-dead, lazy, smelly, internet ghost who has no life and spends all day cussing and making people’s lives worse.

anon: I'm the internet ghost and I cuss you out