Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Put a bird on it. Then throw it in the trash. It was a stupid bird.

I tried to put a bird on it. It looked like a sad hot dog.

My bird was a toddler. It screamed and cried.

I put a bird on it. Then I cried.

2

Two bananas. One was bruised. The other was mad about it.

My bananas were fighting. One was bruised. The other was just annoyed.

I had two bananas. One was a bruise. The other was a grudge.

Banana one: bruised. Banana two: mad. No one wins.

3

Marionberry pancakes. They looked like poop. But they tasted like heaven.

My pancakes looked like a raccoon ate them. But they tasted like heaven.

Marionberry pancakes. They were a mess. But I ate them all.

I made pancakes. They looked like poop. I still ate them.

4

What about men. They’re useless. They also make bad decisions.

Men: useless. Also bad at decisions. I’m done with men.

What about men? They’re like broken toys. Just keep throwing them.

Men don’t know what they want. They also don’t know how to cook.

5

Money for beer. It’s the only reason I wake up in the morning.

I need money for beer. It’s the only reason I’m alive.

Money for beer. I would sell my soul for that.

If I had money for beer, I’d be rich. And also drunk.

6

Cancel it! It’s the best thing you can do. Also the most fun.

Cancel it! I canceled my life. It was the best decision ever.

Cancel it! It’s the most fun. Also the most dramatic.

Cancel it! I canceled everything. Now I’m free.