Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The thing down there that men are proud of. It’s what makes them feel tough and ready to fight anyone who insults their mom.

My nutsack is the reason I challenged my neighbor to a wrestling match.

He showed off his nutsack like it was the Mona Lisa.

I got in a fight because he called my nutsack a 'disgrace to manhood.'

2

A person who can’t keep their hands off another man’s nutsack. They’re like the creepy guy at the school dance who just won’t stop touching you.

He touched my nutsack in front of the whole class.

That guy’s been following me just to feel my nutsack.

I got suspended for touching the principal’s nutsack.

3

When your nutsack gets hit so hard it feels like it’s going to explode. It’s the worst kind of pain, and it’s usually your own fault.

He got hit in the nutsack with a baseball bat.

I ran into a door and my nutsack screamed for mercy.

He got kicked in the nutsack by a goat.

4

The bag that holds your testes. It’s also a name for a dumb person who says stupid things and never stops.

That dumbass in my class is a nutsack.

He called me a nutsack in front of everyone.

My mom said I’m a nutsack for eating three pizzas at once.

5

The best part of being a man. It’s scrotally awesome, and it comes from Bavaria. You know it’s true because it’s the best thing ever.

I’m scrotally awesome because of my nutsack.

My nutsack is the reason I passed the test.

My nutsack is so awesome it makes my mom proud.

6

When you put vaseline on your nutsack and stamp it on something like it’s a cool logo. It’s a stupid but cool way to mess with people.

He stamped my window with his nutsack.

She put vaseline on her nutsack and drew on my car.

He used his nutsack to sign my lunch.

7

The bag that holds your testes. It’s also a dumb person who won’t stop talking and using your name for stupid definitions.

He used my name for a stupid definition.

I got annoyed because he called me a nutsack.

He’s the dumbest nutsack I’ve ever met.