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A man who thinks he's king of the castle, but really just a pawn being played by a woman who's laughing at him behind his back.
My cousin thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread, but he's just a dumbass being used by his ex.
That guy at the bar still thinks he's cute, even though his ex is married and has a kid.
He's still bragging about his ex like she's still into him, but she's probably with the guy who gave her a diamond necklace.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you dunk your balls in peanut butter and let someone eat it like it's a damn dessert, then wipe your nutsack until it’s cleaner than a baby’s butt.
My buddy tried that with crunchy peanut butter and now he can't stop laughing.
She ate his nutsack like it was a piece of cake and then asked for seconds.
He tried to do it with chocolate peanut butter and now he's got a sweet tooth for nuts.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you blow your load so hard it takes off your whole head and stretches your pecker so much you can make the devil sign with the extra skin.
He came so hard he looked like he just got hit by a truck.
She said he blew his load so strong it could probably power a whole city.
He came so much he had to use a mop to clean up the mess.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you have the best hands in a poker game and everyone else is just sad and confused.
He had the best hand and everyone else was just crying in the corner.
She had a full house and everyone else was still playing like it was Monday.
He won the whole game and everyone else just gave up and went home.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you just sit there and eat nuts like it's your full-time job and you're not even paying attention to anything else.
He's been eating nuts all day and now he's got a nut obsession.
She eats nuts like they're going out of style.
He eats so many nuts he probably doesn't even need to breathe anymore.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you stick your dick in someone and pour your load into their vagina or butt like it's a damn ice cream cone.
He stuck his dick in her and came so hard it was like a waterfall.
She got nutted in and now she can't stop giggling.
He nutted in her and now she's got a new nickname: 'The Nut Zone'.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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When you just let it go and spray your load all over the place like it's a fire hose.
He came so hard it looked like a fountain.
She let her load out like it was a volcano.
He came so much he probably could've drowned a whole room.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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