a number four

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When two people are pooping and holding hands like they’re best friends in a toilet seat relationship.
My cousin and his friend did a number four in the school bathroom and it was legendary.
I saw my mom and her best friend doing a number four at the gas station.
My brother and his friend did a number four on the bus and it was the worst ride ever.
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When your stomach explodes and your breakfast comes back up like it’s trying to kill you.
My dog threw up on my mom’s brand new shoes and it was a number four.
At the restaurant, my dad did a number four and it was on the floor.
I did a number four at school and my teacher gave me a detention.
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When two people hit the toilet at the same time like they’re in a poop gang and they’re besties for life.
My sister and her friend did a number four at the park and it was the best part of their day.
I did a number four with my best friend at the mall and we laughed so hard.
My dad and his friend did a number four at the bar and it was the highlight of the night.
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The first ever word on Urban Dictionary, and it was so bad it should’ve been taken off right away.
A number four is the worst word ever, and I’m not even kidding.
Urban Dictionary should’ve called it a number two and it would’ve been better.
I looked up a number four and I was like, what even is this?
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When two people meet at the park to do some butt stuff and it’s like a gay date.
My brother went to a number four at the park and came back with a new friend.
My friend went to a number four and it was the best day of his life.
I saw my mom at a number four and she was with her best friend.
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A year that’s divisible by four and it’s when leap years, the Olympics, and presidents get elected.
2024 is a number four and it’s gonna be the best year ever.
I love number fours because they make the Olympics happen.
My teacher said a number four is when presidents get elected and I was like, really?
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The worst movie ever because it’s called I Am Number Four and it should’ve been I Am Number Three.
I watched I Am Number Four and it was the worst movie ever.
My brother said I Am Number Four was the worst movie ever made.
My mom watched I Am Number Four and she said it was the worst.
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