a number 1

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1
When you can't hold your pee anymore and it's like a fire in your pants.
I was number 1 in the bathroom and I missed the bus.
Number 1 is my favorite sport.
I was number 1 in the hallway and my pants were soaked.
2
A haircut so short it looks like you got hit by a blender.
My barber gave me a number 1 and I look like a robot.
I got a number 1 and my head feels like it's on fire.
Number 1 is the only haircut I can handle.
3
You are the king of your own world and don't care about anyone else.
I'm number 1 and I don't care if you fail.
Number 1 is me and I'm the best.
I'm number 1 and I don't need any help.
4
When you're watching your own back and not giving a damn about others.
I was number 1 and I didn't help you with your math.
Number 1 is when you're only thinking about yourself.
I was number 1 and I ignored you in class.
5
When you're peeing like a racehorse in a field full of cows.
Number 1 is my favorite thing in the morning.
I was number 1 and I peed all over the floor.
Number 1 is when you're peeing like you're on fire.
6
The guy who gets all the girls and no one else matters.
Number 1 is that guy who talks to all the girls.
He's number 1 and he's got all the girls.
Number 1 is the guy who's always popular.
7
The guy who's number 1 and we all miss him like he died.
Stefán Karl Stefánsson is number 1 and we all miss him.
Number 1 is Stefán and he's the best.
Stefán is number 1 and we're all heartbroken.
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