Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Nowak is a brainy person who acts like a hot mess when things get tough. They turn into a screaming toddler with no filter.

'I passed my exam!' Nowak yelled. Then she cried because her coffee was cold.

Nowak was calm until his dog pooped on the floor. Then he screamed like a banshee.

Nowak got a B on his test. He flipped out and threw his pencil at the teacher.

2

A Nowak is a huge, weird thing that lives in the same country as ham-sons. It's like a giant, stupid monster.

'That Nowak is bigger than my house!' said the ham-son.

Nowak was so big it blocked the sun.

Nowak walked into a lake and made it go quiet.

3

A Nowak is a person who lets you do whatever you want in their house. Parties every weekend. If they don't have one, you still crash it.

'Come over anytime!' Nowak said. Then she went to sleep at 3 AM.

Nowak didn't have a party. So 10 of her friends showed up anyway.

Nowak let me eat pizza for breakfast. Then she ate the last slice.

4

A Nowak is when you don't show up to something you promised to be at. You're a total no-show.

Nowak said she'd be there. Then she ghosted the whole thing.

Nowak missed the movie. She said she was too busy watching cat videos.

Nowak didn't show up to the party. She was at home eating chips.

5

A Nowak is someone with no junk or meat. They're basically a bag of bones.

Nowak said he had no wang. He just wore a hat and called it a day.

Nowak had no sack. He just sat there and looked sad.

Nowak had no meat. He walked like a skeleton.

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A Nowak is a teacher who makes you want to die. They're the reason your day is a nightmare.

Nowak made me do 100 math problems. I cried and screamed.

Nowak was so bad, I walked out of class.

Nowak called me a 'disgrace to learning.' I took it personally.

7

A Nowak is a crazy astronaut who drove 900 miles in diapers to try to mace a woman. She thought she was in love.

Nowak drove 900 miles in diapers. She was mad because her lover was cheating.

Nowak sprayed mace on a woman. She had a knife and a mallet in her car.

Nowak was married for 19 years. She still went to Orlando to mace someone.