Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Nott is a fake idiot who pretends to be stupid just to make others look smart.

@NottSimp: I failed math again, but I still think I'm a genius.

My cousin is a Nott. He says he can't read, but he texts me every day.

The Nott in my class talks nonsense, but he still gets A's.

2

Notts is a nickname for a city in England where all the people seem to be born with a bad hair day.

I went to Notts, and it was like everyone lived in a gym.

My uncle is from Notts. He says he's never had a good day.

Notts is the place where the worst haircuts are born.

3

A Nott is a tiny village full of people who think they're superstars but barely eat enough to survive.

The Nott people live on spice, cigarettes, and dreams.

They wear socks with their pants like it's a fashion statement.

They steal stuff just for fun and claim it's a power.

4

Alex Nott is a know-it-all who will mock you for being an idiot in front of everyone.

Alex laughed at my joke like it was a tragedy.

He made me look like a fool during the meeting.

He said my idea was the worst thing since the invention of socks.

5

Notts County is the oldest football team, and they're still better than anyone else.

Notts County beats everyone, even the Florists.

They've been around since before the internet.

They're the kings of the East Midlands.

6

A Nott is a tiny, weak, smelly little man who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.

He smells like a locker room and thinks he's a king.

He's 2 and 3/4 inches tall and still thinks he's a beast.

He's the worst, but he doesn't know it.

7

A Nott is a guy who can't handle any criticism and acts like he's the most important person ever.

He cried when I said he was a Nott.

He left the room when I called him out.

He thinks he's the best, but he's just a Nott.