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Making up lies about someone else when they're not around to fight back, just so you can feel superior and watch them get trampled.
My ex said I cheated on her with 3 people at once. I only cheated on her with 1 person, and he was ugly.
My neighbor told everyone my dog peed on the lawn. My dog is a good dog. My neighbor is a bad neighbor.
My coworker said I stole her lunch. I didn't steal it. I just took it.
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Talking shit about someone's life when you're too lazy to live your own.
My mom talks about my sister's bad grades like it's her job.
My teacher talks about my friend like he's the worst student in the world, even though he's not.
My dad talks about my brother like he's a criminal, even though he just got a D.
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The saddest thing a person with no life can do. They spread rumors just to feel important, even if they don't know what they're talking about.
My classmate spread a rumor that I had a crush on the teacher. I don't even know the teacher.
My friend said I was failing math, but I'm actually passing.
My crush said I was mean to her, but I was just tired.
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Telling everyone your secrets about someone else the moment they walk away.
My friend told everyone I was crying in the bathroom. I wasn't even crying.
My teacher told everyone I didn't do my homework. I did my homework.
My crush told everyone I was mad at her. I wasn't even mad.
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The worst thing that happens in high school. People start talking about you before you even say anything, and they never stop.
My friend said I was the worst student in the class. I wasn't even the worst.
My crush said I was the most annoying person in school. I wasn't even annoying.
My teacher said I was the worst student in the school. I wasn't even the worst.
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A fancy word for total nonsense.
My mom called me a gossip. I didn't even know what that meant.
My teacher called me a gossip. I didn't even know what that meant.
My crush called me a gossip. I didn't even know what that meant.
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Getting rid of all the junk in your brain by spitting it out about someone else.
My mom said I was the worst student in the class. I wasn't even the worst.
My teacher said I was the worst student in the school. I wasn't even the worst.
My crush said I was the worst student in the school. I wasn't even the worst.
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