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When you're about to cum and you shove your pecker up her nose just to make it extra messy. If you're lucky, it comes flying out the other side like a nose spray.
I stuck my dong in her nose and it came out her other nose like a firework!
Blow job gone wrong, now she's got cum in both nostrils.
He blew so hard, it looked like he was sneezing cum.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The kind of person who wears a mask like it's a fashion accessory, but leaves half their face hanging out like it's not even there.
She wore her mask like a necklace, but her nose was still exposed.
He had a mask on, but it was below his nose like he was trying to hide from a cop.
At the store, she had a mask but her nose was sticking out like it was offended.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Someone who wears their mask like it’s a hat, but it’s so low it’s like they’re trying to hide their nose from a ghost.
He had his mask so low it looked like he was wearing a mustache.
During the pandemic, she wore her mask like it was a chin strap.
He wore his mask so low, it looked like he was trying to escape from a nose.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who rams the front of his car into another car just to get into the lane like he’s trying to start a fight.
He hit the front of my car like he was trying to get into the lane and start a fight.
He rammed the front of my car just to be a jerk.
He slammed his bumper into mine like he was trying to get into my lane and be a pain.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you laugh so hard while drinking something, it comes out your nose like you're a soda bottle.
I laughed so hard, my soda came out my nose like a soda machine.
He drank his beer and laughed so hard, it came out his nose.
She drank her juice, then laughed so hard, it came out her nose.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you're about to cum and you shove your pecker up her one nostril, and if you cum hard enough, it comes blasting out the other one.
He stuck his pecker in her nose and it came out the other side like a nose spray.
She had a nose full of cum because he blew so hard.
He shoved his dick up her nose and it came out the other side like a firework.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy with a big, red, shiny nose that looks like a clown's nose. He gets boners on his nose because he’s so nose-heavy.
He had a red, shiny nose like a clown, and he gets boners on his nose.
He walked in like a clown with a nose, and he had a boner on it.
He had a big, red nose that looked like a clown, and it had a boner on it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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