A Norman

Current Trending

7 views · Added 18d ago · 6 definitions

A guy who thinks he's the best but still manages to be average. He’s nice, tries too hard, and somehow still ends up in the top 10 of some girl’s list. He also claims he can see the future, which is just a way to avoid doing his homework.

Bro, you're the best friend I ever had. But don't forget, I still think you're kind of a dork.

Norman, I don't know what you're talking about. I can totally see the future. Maybe I just don't want to admit I failed math.

Norman, if you predict the future, why did you forget my birthday? You're a fraud.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The brainy guy from The Promised Neverland who we all wish was real. He’s the best part of the show, and we miss him every time he’s not there.

Norman, if you were real, I would marry you. You’re way better than my ex.

I miss Norman so much. He’s like my mental health.

Norman, you’re the reason I still watch this show. The rest of them are just garbage.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A smelly, dumb town in Oklahoma full of OU fans who think they're the best. The air is so bad you can taste the stupidity, and they only care about getting drunk and yelling at each other.

Norman is the worst. I can smell the stupidity from a mile away.

I went to Norman and came back with a headache and a bad attitude.

Norman is like a bar fight that never ends. And I'm the one who got hit.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A fancy way to say 'normal guy.' It's like calling a dog a 'canine', it sounds better but means the same thing.

Norman, I don't care if you're politically correct. You're still just a normal guy.

They called me a Norman? I thought I was a legend.

Norman, I'm not normal. I'm special. And I hate that term.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The guy who makes your heart go boom and your brain go blank. He’s so perfect that you might actually die from being in love with him. He also makes your stomach flutter like it’s doing a dance.

Norman, your smile is like a drug. I’m addicted.

I saw Norman and my brain shut down. I just stared at him.

Norman, I would die for you. I’d even die for your bad jokes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

The guy who looks like a god but acts like a lunatic when he’s high. He’s hot, but he’s also a total mess when he’s not taking his medicine.

Norman, you look like a god. But when you’re high, you act like a confused animal.

I saw Norman on the street. He looked like a superhero. Then he started talking to a tree.

Norman, you’re the Sexiest Man Alive. But you’re also a complete mess when you’re high.

by Slangipedia 17d ago