A Noodle Thrower

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A noodle thrower is someone who sends out a bunch of single texts to exes, almost-exes, and people who might have been exes if they had a brain. They do it just to see who will reply, and then they waste even more time on whoever answers.

Hey, remember me? I still think about you sometimes.

Just checking in. You still hate me?

I saw your face in a crowd. I thought it was you.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A noodle thrower is like a chef who throws noodles at a wall, but instead of checking if they stick, they blast texts at exes just to see who will bite back. It’s stupid, but it gives them something to do.

You know I’m still here, right? I’m not giving up.

Just wanted to say hi. Don’t take it as a sign.

I’m not texting you because I miss you. I’m texting you because I’m bored.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A noodle thrower is someone who sends out one-word texts to every ex, ex-neighbor, and ex-relationship they ever had. They do it just to see who will respond, and then they get mad when no one answers.

Hey.

Miss you.

Still here.

by Slangipedia 16d ago