A Nonpositional Mindset

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A Nonpositional Mindset is when you don't give a damn about climbing the ladder or being on top, especially if you're happy with what you got and don't need to show off.
I got a raise, but I still take my lunch break on the couch. What's the point of being rich if I can't relax?
My neighbor got promoted, but I'm still watching Netflix in my pajamas. He can have the spotlight.
I got a better job, but I still eat tacos for dinner. Who needs a title when you got flavor?
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A Nonpositional Mindset is when you’re too lazy to care who’s on top, and you’re too happy to even notice the people who are stuck below you.
I don't care if my boss is rich, I'm still eating my third piece of cake.
I don't know who's the boss of the boss, and I don't care. I got my coffee.
I didn’t even notice my coworker got fired. I was too busy binge-watching my favorite show.
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A Nonpositional Mindset is when you’re so comfortable in your own mess that you don’t care if someone else is climbing the ladder or falling off it.
I got a promotion, but I still eat cereal for dinner. Who needs a title when you got crunch?
My friend got fired, but I'm still eating pizza at 2 a. m. Life’s too short for drama.
I don’t know who’s on top, and I don’t care. I got my snacks.
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A Nonpositional Mindset is when you don’t care about being on top or being stuck at the bottom because you're too busy enjoying your own life.
I got a bonus, but I still took the day off. What’s the point of money if you can’t relax?
I didn’t even know my coworker was promoted. I was too busy eating my fifth donut.
I got fired, but I still went to the beach. Life’s too short for stress.
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A Nonpositional Mindset is when you're too busy being happy to notice anyone else's problems, especially if they're climbing or falling.
I didn’t know my boss was getting a raise. I was too busy watching my favorite show.
My coworker got promoted, but I was too busy eating my snack. Who needs a title when you got flavor?
I didn’t even notice my friend got fired. I was too busy eating pizza.
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