A None Pizza with Left Beef

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A cursed pizza that Domino's only gives to people who ask nicely and then still laugh at them while they eat it.

My cousin got this and cried into a breadstick.

I asked for it and got it. Now I hate my life.

The pizza was so bad my dog ran away from it.

A pizza so plain it feels like your mom's judgment.

I ate it and felt sad.

It tasted like regret.

My friend threw it at a wall.

A pizza that went through hell and came back with beef on one side and a soul full of shame.

It was like eating a broken promise.

I took one bite and knew I'd never eat pizza again.

My brother threw it out the window.