A noddy

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A noddy is a brain-dead person who thinks they’re cool because they wear a hat and say uck like it’s some kind of fancy word.
My boss is a total noddy. He wears a hat and says uck every time he sees me.
That guy at the bar is a noddy. He thinks uck is a real word.
My sister’s a noddy. She says uck and calls me BJ for no reason.
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A noddy is like that cartoon kid who bounces his head like a madman. It's the reason you’re getting head, but you're too clueless to notice.
You said uck, so I gave you head. You're a total noddy.
He bounces his head like a crazy man. Classic noddy behavior.
She got head and still acted like a noddy.
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A noddy is a dumbass who thinks getting head is the same as getting a BJ.
I gave him head and he called it a BJ. Total noddy.
She got head and said it was a BJ. She’s a noddy.
He said BJ when I gave him head. That’s a noddy move.
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A noddy is a yes-man who got promoted by giving brownie points to his boss and making his coworkers look like failures.
That noddy got promoted just because he said yes to everything.
He’s a noddy who gave brownie points to his boss and made me look like an idiot.
My boss is a noddy. He said yes to everything and got promoted.
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A noddy is a brainless twerp who acts like they’re smart and thinks they’re clever because they said uck once.
He said uck once and thinks he’s a genius. Total noddy.
My neighbor is a brainless twerp. He’s a noddy.
That kid in class is a noddy. He said uck and thinks he’s cool.
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A noddy is a droning fool who sounds like a broken kazoo and nobody wants to hear them.
He droned on like a broken kazoo. Total noddy.
That guy in the office drones on like a broken kazoo. He’s a noddy.
She sounded like a broken kazoo. Definitely a noddy.
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A noddy is a high-functioning idiot who’s too messed up to know they’re acting like a total idiot.
He’s high and acting like a total idiot. He’s a noddy.
She’s a high-functioning idiot. She’s a noddy.
That kid is a noddy. He’s high and acting like an idiot.
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