Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so low on the totem pole they might as well be a ghost.

My cousin is a nobody. He got fired 3 times this year and still thinks he's a rockstar.

The guy who eats lunch at the vending machine is a nobody.

My teacher said I'm a nobody. I told her I'm a nobody who's gonna fail her.

2

So weak they can't even be called a person. Just a life wasted.

That nobody in my class still doesn't know how to spell 'everybody.'

My neighbor is a nobody. He once tried to fix his TV and it exploded.

My dog's best friend is a nobody. He sits on the couch and stares at the wall.

3

The worst kind of meme. It’s like the meme version of a bad pizza.

My friend posted a nobody meme. It had a cat and a sad clown. I blocked him.

That nobody meme is so bad it makes me want to cry.

I saw a nobody meme and it made my mom laugh. She doesn’t laugh.

4

The best kind of person. Like a god, but with more arrogance.

My math teacher said I'm a perfect person. I failed the test.

My little brother thinks he's a perfect person. He ate my homework.

My mom says I'm a perfect person. She's never been right before.

5

You. That’s it. No one else.

My mom says I’m a nobody. I told her I’m a nobody and she’s a nobody too.

My teacher said I’m a nobody. I said I’m a nobody and I’m gonna pass this class.

My little brother says I’m a nobody. I said I’m a nobody and I’m gonna beat him up.

6

So average they might as well be a zero. Not even a nobody.

My cousin is a nobody. My neighbor is a zero. I’m just average.

That nobody is not even a nobody. He’s a zero.

I’m a nobody. My little brother is a zero. My mom is a nobody who’s also a zero.

7

A weak enemy that came from a strong person. Like a sad version of a superhero.

That nobody enemy in Kingdom Hearts II is just a sad person who got heartbroken.

I beat that nobody enemy and it cried. I was scared.

That nobody enemy is so weak it can’t even fight me.