Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a gay man gets a hard on just by looking at another man like they're the main character of a bad porn movie.

'Bro, I saw him at the gym and I had to leave before I got caught with my pants down.'

'He walked past me and I had to hide behind a vending machine.'

'I saw him in the queue at the shop and I nearly screamed.'

2

That grumpy old man who smells like old socks and always has a fag in his mouth like it's his best friend.

'He walked out of the off-licence like he owned the place.'

'He looks like he hasn't washed in a month and still thinks he's cool.'

'He's got a beard so thick it could be a rug.'

3

Something or someone so ugly it makes your face turn into a tomato and your brain shut off.

'That guy looks like he stepped out of a horror movie.'

'That outfit is so bad it’s a crime.'

'I saw her and I instantly knew I would never be happy again.'

4

The ship name for the couple who are so in love they look like they’re in a TikTok romance movie.

'They’re so cute together, like they’re in a rom-com.'

'They’ve been together since 2019 and still look like they just met.'

'They’re the main characters of my daily dose of happiness.'

5

When you're so drunk you think the floor is a trampoline and your brain is a disco.

'I drank so much I thought I could fly.'

'I walked into a wall like it was my friend.'

'I tried to dance and ended up on the floor.'

6

A god-like being or object that makes everything else look like it’s from the Stone Age.

'That car is so good it’s like it was made by aliens.'

'That guy is so cool he could be a superhero.'

'That pizza was so good I thought I was in heaven.'

7

A really sore backside that feels like it’s been beaten with a brick and you just want to die.

'I sat on a chair for too long and now my backside is on fire.'

'That toilet seat was so dirty it gave me a rash.'

'I ate so much I feel like I’ve got a monster inside my arse.'