A Nixon

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A Nixon is a fancy watch that rich people wear to look cool. If it’s bright, it’s like a neon billboard screaming that you’re broke but trying to be rich.
My Nixon is so loud, it’s like it’s shouting at me every time I check the time.
She wore her Nixon to the mall like it was a fashion show and she was the main act.
He bought a Nixon so he could look rich at the gas station.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nixon is when you decide to get totally smashed and pass out in a puddle of your own vomit. Only people with no willpower and a strong stomach can survive a Nixon.
I’m going on a Nixon tonight. See you in the morning, or in the trash.
She said she was going on a Nixon and came back with a hangover and a broken nose.
He went on a Nixon and forgot his own name.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Nixon is the guy who’s so smooth, he can make a girl’s heart melt with just a wink and a compliment. But if you mess with him, he’ll ghost you and you’ll never see him again.
Nixon gave me a compliment so good, I thought I was in a commercial.
He dated Nixon and now he’s stuck with a breakup and a broken heart.
Nixon texted me and said, ‘You’re the best,’ and now I’m obsessed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nixon is when two guys hug and accidentally bump their junk. It’s like a surprise party for their penises.
They did a Nixon and both looked confused.
At the bar, two guys did a Nixon and it was like a moment of glory.
He did a Nixon with his friend and it was the best thing that ever happened to him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nixon is when you eat someone out with your head shaking like a dog and put your peace sign up her butt. Then you run away before she even finishes.
He did a Nixon and ran out before she even looked at him.
She tried to do a Nixon and it was like a wrestling match.
He did a Nixon and left before the movie even ended.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nixon is a really cool person. They can be a boy or a girl. Just because it’s a boy name doesn’t mean it can’t be a girl name. Some people are just stuck in the past.
My friend Nixon is a girl and people still don’t get it.
Nixon is a girl and she’s amazing.
He called his sister Nixon and people laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Nixon is when you raise your hands, make the peace sign, yell ‘I am not a crook,’ and then grab a tit like you’re trying to save the world.
He did a Nixon and grabbed a tit like it was a mission.
At the party, Nixon yelled ‘I am not a crook’ and then motorboated a breast.
She did a Nixon and it was like a scene from a movie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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