A Nightmare Before Christmas

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A Nightmare Before Christmas is a stop-motion masterpiece that looks like it was made by a madman with a glue gun and a grudge. It’s not just for kids, it’s for anyone who hates boring holidays and loves being haunted by a skeleton with a singing voice.
I watched this movie and felt like I had died and gone to heaven.
This movie is better than my ex and his new girlfriend combined.
I cried when Jack Skellington failed at Christmas. That’s how good it is.
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This movie is the best thing ever made. It has claymation, music that sounds like it was stolen from heaven, and a director who probably hates everyone but still made something beautiful.
I would kill for a copy of this movie.
This movie is better than my life.
I tried to make a claymation movie and it looked like a toddler threw glue at it.
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A Nightmare Before Christmas is a stop-motion gem, made by Tim Burton, who probably didn’t care about the movie and just wanted to make a poem come to life. Danny Elfman’s voice is what makes Jack Skellington sound like a drunk angel with a lisp.
I watched this movie and forgot my own name.
I would trade my soul for this movie.
I cried when Jack failed at Christmas because I had a bad day.
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This movie was good, but now it’s ruined by all those goths who think they invented it. They wear Jack Skellington shirts like they’re fashion icons and act like they know what the hell they’re doing.
I can’t watch this movie without thinking about all the goths.
Jack Skellington is now a fashion statement. What the hell?
The goths ruined the movie. I can’t even enjoy it anymore.
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This movie is the greatest thing ever. It makes you feel like you're in a dream, with music that hits harder than your mom’s yelling.
I watched this and felt like I could take over the world.
This movie is better than my life and my mom combined.
I cried happy tears because this movie was so good.
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This movie was decent, but now it’s covered in merch, goths, and people who think they’re cooler than they are. They act like it’s their life’s mission to ruin a perfectly good movie.
I can’t watch this without thinking about Hot Topic.
Jack Skellington is now a brand. What even is life?
This movie used to be good. Now it’s just a goth cult.
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This movie is like finding out your parents had a wild Christmas Eve party and forgot you were home. It’s confusing, dramatic, and slightly embarrassing.
I watched this and thought my parents had a secret life.
This movie is like finding out your mom is Mrs. Clause.
This movie is as bad as my parents’ Christmas Eve party.
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