A night without armor

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When you lose your pants and your mind while having sex with Jewel, no condom in sight, just pure reckless stupidity.

'I had a night without armor and now I have a rash and a broken heart.'

'Jewel said I looked like a confused cow. I said I was just tired.'

'I did it once. Now I do it every time I see her name on a playlist.'

Doing the horizontal mambo with Jewel, no protection, just hope and a lot of bad decisions.

'I had a night without armor and now I’m questioning my life choices.'

'Jewel said I was cute. I said I was drunk. Both were true.'

'My mom found out. She said I was a disgrace. I said she was a drama queen.'

Getting laid by Jewel with zero protection, like you’re both just throwing caution to the wind and hope you don’t regret it later.

'I had a night without armor and now I have a hangover and a new tattoo.'

'Jewel said I was brave. I said I was desperate. Both were true.'

'I did it in a car. Now I do it in a bar. Now I do it in a bathroom.'

Having wild sex with Jewel, no condom, just raw energy and a lot of bad vibes.

'I had a night without armor and now I have a headache and a new nickname.'

'Jewel said I was wild. I said I was tired. Both were true.'

'I did it once. Now I do it every time I hear her song.'

Having sex with Jewel like you both have no brains, no plans, and no idea what you’re doing.

'I had a night without armor and now I have a crush and a sore throat.'

'Jewel said I was cute. I said I was confused. Both were true.'

'I did it in a hotel. Now I do it in my mom’s house. Now I do it in my dad’s car.'

Getting it on with Jewel, no protection, just two people who think they’re immortal and probably wrong.

'I had a night without armor and now I have a tattoo and a new life.'

'Jewel said I was bold. I said I was foolish. Both were true.'

'I did it once. Now I do it every time I see her face.'