a night owl

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A person who refuses to sleep unless the sun is practically dead. They work at night because they’re too lazy to work during the day.

I don’t go to bed until 2 a. m. because I’m too busy being awesome.

My boss says I work at night. I say I work at night because I don’t want to work during the day.

I don’t sleep. I just sit there like a zombie waiting for the morning.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A human who stays up until the early hours of the morning, just so they can be annoying to everyone else.

I stayed up until 3 a. m. because I was too cool to sleep.

I didn’t go to bed last night because I was too busy being a genius.

I was up all night because I was too busy pretending to be awake.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

People who get called lazy, but they’re actually the smartest people on Earth. They just don’t want to be disturbed.

I’m not lazy. I’m just a genius who doesn’t want to be interrupted.

People think I’m lazy, but I’m actually the mastermind of the universe.

I’m not lazy. I’m just waiting for everyone else to go to sleep so I can be awesome.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A group of friends who stay up all night talking, laughing, and drinking, while the rest of the world is asleep.

We stayed up all night drinking and talking. The rest of the world is still asleep.

My friends and I turned a late night into an early morning because we’re too cool to sleep.

We were up all night because we were too busy having fun.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

The person in your vacation group who goes out every night and sleeps during the day, like they’re trying to prove they’re the most annoying person ever.

I went out every night and slept during the day. I was too cool to be normal.

My vacation group thought I was crazy because I went out every night and slept during the day.

I’m the most annoying person on vacation because I go out every night and sleep during the day.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A meth user who sits on the porch all night watching everything, like they’re the most paranoid person ever.

I sit on the porch all night watching everything because I’m too paranoid to sleep.

I’m a meth user who stays up all night because I’m too paranoid to go to sleep.

I sit on the porch all night watching everything because I’m too paranoid to be normal.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A girl you sleep with because you don’t want your friends to know about her. She’s easy, and she’s probably at a bar or a party.

I slept with her because I didn’t want my friends to know about her.

She was at a bar, and I was too cool to say no.

I slept with her because she was easy and I was too cool to say no.

by Slangipedia 6d ago