A night at the Museum

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When a bus driver gets lucky and ends up with a hot woman who still has her driver's license.

My uncle got caught doing this on a school bus. He got fired.

My cousin's mom did this with the bus driver and now she's a grandma.

I saw my teacher doing this in the parking lot. It was terrifying.

A sleepover where boys take turns showing off their junk but if you touch it or use a flash, you're dead.

My friend got kicked out for taking a picture of my cousin’s junk.

I got in trouble for touching my brother’s junk. He screamed like a girl.

My brother tried to flash the teacher and got sent to the office.

A movie with Ben Stiller and Robin Williams that's so good, it makes your brain explode.

I watched it with my dad and he cried like a baby.

My brother watched it and now he talks like Robin Williams.

I watched it three times and still don’t get the ending.

A class where you drink until you're drunk and then you fail because you're too drunk to remember anything.

I got a D because I drank too much and fell asleep in class.

My friend got kicked out for throwing up on the teacher.

I passed the class because I drank the teacher under the table.

You wear togas and stand like mannequins while guys in the dark rip your clothes off and laugh about it.

I had to wear a toga and it was so hot I melted.

My friend got his clothes ripped off and screamed like a girl.

I got violated by a night guard who had no clothes on.