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selling kids' 50p panini cards on ebay like it's your full-time job and you're probably a bit of a pervert

i just sold my nephew's panini card for 10 quid and he's still got 20 cards left

ebay is my office and my nephew is my only employee

i'm not a pervert, i'm just a very dedicated panini dealer

you're doing full-time panini trading on ebay and it's probably not a coincidence you're a bit of a weirdo

i made 20 quid selling my cousin's panini cards and he's still crying

my full-time job is selling kids' panini cards and i'm getting rich

i'm not a weirdo, i'm just a very rich panini dealer

you're working full-time selling kids' panini cards online and it's probably not a coincidence you're a bit of a sicko

i sold my brother's panini cards for 50 quid and he's still got 50 cards left

i'm not a sicko, i'm just a very successful panini dealer

ebay is my workplace and my brother is my only coworker