A Nickle and Four Pennies

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A woman who looks like a 9/10 but is really just a 6/10 with good lighting and a good attitude.

She’s got the face of a queen but the body of a pizza delivery guy.

She smiled so hard I thought she was gonna break her face.

Her lighting was so good I forgot she had a double chin.

A woman who looks good enough to be your ex’s new girlfriend but not good enough to be yours.

She’s the type of girl who makes you check your dating app every 5 minutes.

She’s got the looks but not the personality.

She’s the reason your ex is ignoring your texts.

A woman who’s almost hot but not quite. Like a burnt toast.

She’s the kind of girl who makes you think, 'Almost there.'

She’s hot enough to make you jealous but not hot enough to make you act on it.

She’s like a half-eaten burger, still good, but not great.

A woman who looks like she could be your girlfriend but is actually just your neighbor’s sister.

She’s the kind of girl who makes you wish you had a better life.

She’s got the face but not the guts to be your girlfriend.

She’s like a free sample, good, but not worth buying.

A woman who’s almost a 10 but got distracted by her phone.

She looked like a 10 until she checked her phone and forgot about you.

She was almost perfect until she saw a text from her ex.

She was hot until she saw a meme and laughed like a fool.

A woman who’s like a 9/10 but got stuck in a 6/10 body.

She’s got the face but the body of a person who eats too much pizza.

She’s like a celebrity but with the body of a regular person.

She’s got the look but not the work to keep it.