A nickfury2010

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When you order a huge pile of food from a fast food place and it shows up before you're even ready to eat, like it was waiting for you to get fat
I ordered 10 burgers and got them in 5 minutes. I was still eating my first one.
I told the restaurant to send the food when I was ready. They sent it when I was still in my pajamas.
I got my food before my coffee was even hot. What was I supposed to do? Cry about it?
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You order a ton of food and it gets there early, but you still yell at the restaurant like they sent it in a spaceship
My food came early, but I still texted the restaurant and said 'Why did you ruin my day?'
I got my food 10 minutes early, and I still said 'You should have sent it faster!'
I yelled at the driver like he had stolen my food. He just gave me a weird look.
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