A Nick Huston Classic

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You take a dump in your hands and shout ITS CORN like you just won the lottery
I pooped in my hands and yelled ITS CORN so loud the neighbors called the cops
I crapped my hands and screamed ITS CORN while my dog looked at me like I was insane
I took a dump in my hands and belted ITS CORN like I was the king of the toilet
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You crumble your guts into your palms and sing ITS CORN like it’s the national anthem
I crumbled my guts into my hands and sang ITS CORN like I was at a concert
My guts were in my hands and I yelled ITS CORN so hard my mom came out of her room
I took a dump in my hands and sang ITS CORN like I was on stage with Beyoncé
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You poop in your hands and clap like you just got a gold star for being the dirtiest kid in class
I crapped my hands and clapped like I had just been given a gold star by the principal
I pooped in my hands and clapped like I had just passed the toughest test in the world
I took a dump in my hands and clapped like I was the dirtiest kid in the entire school
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