A Nice Honda

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A Nice Honda is when someone tries to hide their tiny dong by showing off their car like it's the best thing since sliced meatballs.

You: 'Nice Honda, bro.' Him: 'Thanks, I needed that compliment.'

At the gas station, I told my friend, 'He’s got a Nice Honda, but I bet he’s got a tiny one.'

My mom said, 'Why do you always say A Nice Honda?' I said, 'Because it’s true.'

A Nice Honda means you have a car so good it covers up the fact you probably can’t even reach your own nuts.

At the party, I said, 'He’s got a Nice Honda, but I bet he can’t even touch his own elbow.'

My dad said, 'That kid’s got a Nice Honda, but he’s got a tiny one.'

In the DMs: 'Bro, you got a Nice Honda, but I know your secret.'

A Nice Honda is when someone’s car is so nice it makes you forget they have the size of a raisin.

I told my friend, 'He’s got a Nice Honda, but I bet he’s got a tiny one.'

At the park, I said, 'He’s got a Nice Honda, but I bet he can’t even pull up.'

My brother said, 'You got a Nice Honda, but I know you're lying.'