A Newman brag

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Lying about having money and a fancy job just so you can flirt with women like they’re free snacks.
He told the barista he was a CEO so she’d let him skip the line.
At the gym, he said he owned a hotel to get the receptionist to text him.
He claimed he was rich to get a waitress to split a pizza with him.
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Telling women you’re loaded so they’ll think you’re the best lay they’ve ever had.
He told the girl he made a million bucks so she’d let him kiss her.
He said he had a penthouse just to make the waitress blush.
He bragged about being rich to get the barista to give him free coffee.
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Saying you have a fancy job and lots of money just so women will think you’re worth the trouble.
He told the girl he had a Ferrari so she’d let him touch her.
He said he was a billionaire so the waitress would let him eat for free.
He claimed he owned a whole building just to get the barista to smile at him.
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