A New Zealand Welcome

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The way New Zealanders say hello by kicking your ass and watching you cry over a goat's butt.

I just got a New Zealand Welcome and now my face is red and I'm crying over a goat.

My cousin came to visit and got a New Zealand Welcome. He’s still mad about it.

I tried to say hello and got a New Zealand Welcome. Now I’m crying and my pants are wet.

A greeting that starts with you getting slapped and ends with you watching a goat do butt stuff.

My teacher gave me a New Zealand Welcome for not doing my homework. I got slapped and saw a goat do butt stuff.

I got a New Zealand Welcome at the bus stop. Now my face is sore and I’m mad.

My brother gave me a New Zealand Welcome. I got slapped and saw a goat do butt stuff.

The way New Zealanders say hello by shoving you into a lake and making you watch a goat get its butt slapped.

I got a New Zealand Welcome and ended up in a lake. Now I’m wet and watching a goat get its butt slapped.

My friend tried to say hello and got a New Zealand Welcome. He’s now in a lake and crying.

I got a New Zealand Welcome and my pants are soaked. I also saw a goat get its butt slapped.