Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a book by Arthur Quinn that’s so boring it makes you want to die, and no one reads it anymore because it’s the worst

I read this book and fell asleep twice

This book is worse than my math teacher’s jokes

Why is this book still in the library? No one uses it!

2

a game by Amazon that was supposed to come out years ago but kept getting delayed like it was trying to avoid its own release

I waited forever for this game and it still wasn’t worth it

This game was delayed so many times it’s like it’s running late for its own life

I tried other games just to forget about this one

3

a New Zealand supermarket that pays its employees like they are broke and expects them to work all day

My job here is so bad I want to quit

They pay me less than my little brother

This place is like a prison with shopping carts

4

the ‘new’ world Columbus stole from Native Americans who were already living there for ages and didn’t need him

Columbus was a thief with a boat

Native Americans had the place all figured out

Columbus made everything worse

5

a sacred ritual we do every morning to keep Bombero from exploding in a fit of rage

I do this ritual every day or Bombero gets angry

Bombero is like a toddler who needs snacks

If I skip this ritual, the whole world might end

6

a song from Aladdin, a company that got bought by some rich people, and also a land that was found by some guy who didn’t know where he was

That song is stuck in my head forever

This company was bought by some old rich guy

That guy who found the land didn’t know where he was

7

a book about people being made in factories like they are meat and forced to be happy even when they hate their lives

I wish I was a beta instead of a gamma

This book is like a meat factory with no meat

Everyone is happy but no one is free