A new tie I am wearing

I tried to wear this tie to the grocery store and got stared at like I was a freak.

My dog looked at me like I had two heads and a tie.

My mom said I looked like a confused potato.

I wore it to work and my boss said I looked like a confused pizza.

My dad said it was the tie that broke him.

I wore it to my cousin's wedding and got called a 'fashion disaster'.

I yelled it at my friend when he wore a tie that looked like a sock.

I said it when I saw my brother wearing a tie with a picture of a cat on it.

I screamed it when my uncle wore a tie that was two different colors.

I said it when my uncle got a plastic testicle and a tie.

My dad said it when he got a fake testicle and a purple tie.

I shouted it when my cousin got a testicle and a tie that looked like a sock.