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you're flat on your back like a dead rat with a bullet in the brain
He got new one after the fight in the hallway.
She was flat on the floor after the teacher yelled at her.
The dog got new one after the vacuum attacked him.
2
you're getting your butt split wide open and it's not even funny
He got new one from the principal for swearing in class.
She got new one from her mom for burning the dinner.
The kid got new one from the coach for throwing the ball at the teacher.
3
you're being called every bad name and you're crying like a baby
He got new one from his friends for losing the game.
She got new one from her brother for stealing his snack.
The kid got new one from the class for drawing on the desk.
4
you're getting your butt ripped open like it's a bag of chips
He got new one from the teacher for talking too much.
She got new one from her dad for breaking the phone.
The kid got new one from the principal for eating in the hall.
5
you're getting your butt handed to you like it's a birthday present
He got new one from his friend for cheating on the test.
She got new one from her mom for not doing her homework.
The kid got new one from the coach for not showing up to practice.
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you're getting your butt split wide open and it's not even funny
He got new one from the teacher for making a mess in the classroom.
She got new one from her dad for not cleaning his room.
The kid got new one from the principal for bullying the other kids.
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you're getting your butt ripped open like it's a bag of chips
He got new one from the coach for not doing his assignments.
She got new one from her mom for not washing her clothes.
The kid got new one from the teacher for not paying attention in class.
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