A New Mexico

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New Mexico law says if a woman puts a collar on a man, he’s her slave forever. No questions asked. No mercy.

My ex put a collar on me. I’m still her slave. She even charges me rent.

My brother got collared at the bar. Now he’s cleaning her toilet.

My mom says if I don’t stop messing around, she’ll collar me and sell me to a Mexican guy.

New Mexico is that state stuck between Texas and Arizona, nobody gives a damn about it, but it has nukes, aliens, and chile so hot it burns your soul.

I went to Roswell and saw an alien. Or I just got high.

The chile here is so spicy, my tongue is on fire and I can’t talk.

My cousin got lost in the desert and now he’s a ghost.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

New Mexico is part of the US, has nothing to do with Mexico, and people there are mostly Latinos who don’t speak Spanish, which is a crime.

My cousin is from New Mexico and still can’t speak Spanish. He’s a disgrace.

My brother’s girlfriend is from New Mexico and can’t even spell ‘hola’.

My mom says New Mexico people are lazy and don’t know how to cook.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

New Mexico is a Spanish radio station, a train, a McDonald’s at 3pm with only Egg McMuffins, and a car going the other way on the highway.

I drove past Lordsburg at 3pm and all I saw was a McDonald’s and a train.

The radio was playing Spanish music and I was confused.

I got an Egg McMuffin at 3pm and it was the only thing I could eat.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

New Mexico is a beautiful state with cool people, mountains, deserts, and the best food in the world. It also has chile that makes your nose run like a faucet.

I ate green chile and now my nose is running like a waterfall.

My friend ate red chile and he cried like a baby.

My cousin ate Christmas chile and now he’s on fire.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

New Mexico is a myth. People think it’s real, but it’s just a dream made up by lazy people who want to be famous.

I tried to find New Mexico and all I found was a dream.

My friend said he lived in New Mexico, but he just took a nap.

New Mexico is just a story my grandma told me to make me sleepy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

New Mexico is a state with friendly people, mountains, forests, deserts, and the best food in the world. Also, it has chile that could kill you.

I ate chile and I died. Then I came back to life.

My cousin ate chile and he was screaming like a banshee.

I went to Santa Fe and the food was so good, I forgot my name.

by Slangipedia 16d ago