A New Challenger Arrives!!

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Elon ain't gonna do it so I will. I'm the Anti-Elon. I'll pay a million bucks. I need six weeks of training and cash to keep my bills paid while I work my butt off.
I'm gonna beat Elon at his own game. Even if I have to work 24/7.
I’m not doing this for fame. I’m doing it for my rent.
If I fail, I’ll be broke and embarrassed. But I’ll still do it.
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Elon’s too lazy to do it. I’m taking over. I’ll pay a million bucks. I’ll need six weeks of training and money to survive while I train.
I’ll be the Anti-Elon. No one else is going to do it.
I can’t afford to fail. But I’ll try anyway.
If I don’t win, I’ll be the most broke and famous person on the internet.
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Elon won’t do it, so I will. I’m the Anti-Elon. I’ll pay a million dollars. I need six weeks of training and cash to keep my lights on while I train.
I’m going to be the Anti-Elon. Even if I have to eat ramen for a month.
I’m doing this for glory, money, and my sanity.
If I fail, I’ll be the most ridiculous person on the internet.
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