A Nervous Tyler

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A glass of ginger ale and two alka-seltzer. The only thing that stops Tyler from screaming into the void.
Tyler took a sip of the drink and yelled, 'I’m not screaming into the void. I’m just calming down.'
He drank it like it was the last drop of water on Earth.
He took two pills and said, 'I’ll calm down now. Maybe.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Ginger ale and alka-seltzer. Tyler’s go-to when he’s about to lose his mind.
He chugged it like it was a fire extinguisher for his brain.
He took two pills and said, 'I can handle this. Probably.'
He drank it and stared at the ceiling like it was judging him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Ginger ale and alka-seltzer. The only way Tyler survives the day.
He said, 'This is my survival plan. I’ll drink it and pretend I’m not dying.'
He took the pills and said, 'I’m not dying. I’m just tired.'
He sipped it and whispered, 'I need this more than I need oxygen.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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