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A quick comment made to save face, usually filled with nonsense and bad words, because you didn't bother to learn anything about the topic first.
"You're all wrong! I know more than you do!", said by a man who doesn't know what the internet is.
"This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!", from someone who can't spell "internet".
"I'm not wrong! I'm just right!", said by a guy who got fired from his job last week.
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A comment that's like a hot mess, thrown out without thinking, just to look cool and avoid being proven wrong.
"I don't need to know anything! I'm just here to be cool!", from a guy who still thinks Earth is flat.
"This is the worst thing ever!", said by a kid who can't even log into his own account.
"You're all wrong, and I'm right!", from someone who thinks the moon is made of cheese.
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A comment shot out like a bullet, full of trash talk and zero facts, just to sound tough and avoid looking stupid.
"You're all losers!", said by a man who doesn't even know what a loser is.
"I'm not wrong, I'm just right!", from a guy who still uses a dial-up connection.
"This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!", from someone who can't even use a smartphone.
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A comment made in a rush, full of dumb words and bad ideas, because you didn't want to look like an idiot.
"You're all wrong! I know everything!", said by a man who can't even use a computer.
"I'm not wrong! I'm just right!", from someone who still thinks Facebook is a real place.
"This is the worst thing ever!", from a kid who can't even spell "internet".
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A comment thrown out like trash, full of nonsense and swearing, just to sound like you know what you're talking about.
"You're all dumb!", from a man who still uses a flip phone.
"This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!", said by a kid who thinks the internet is a joke.
"I'm not wrong, I'm just right!", from someone who thinks the moon is made of cheese.
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A comment that's like a punch to the gut, full of bad words and bad ideas, just because you didn't want to look like a fool.
"You're all wrong!", said by a man who still thinks the internet is a real place.
"This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!", from someone who can't even use a smartphone.
"I'm not wrong! I'm just right!", from a guy who still uses a dial-up connection.
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