A Needle Nose

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A person who brings their own straw just to snort cocaine like it’s a fancy drink. They’re always poking their nose where it doesn’t belong.

@jimmy23: My cousin is a needle nose. He showed up at my mom’s funeral with a straw and a bag of blow.

DM: Hey man, why are you here? You’re not even invited. You’re like a needle nose.

Text: My boss is a needle nose. He knows about my lunch break and my dating life.

Pliers that are so pointy, they could pick your teeth clean. They’re for people who like to fix things that don’t need fixing.

Text: My brother’s tool is a needle nose. He used it to fix my phone and my life.

Tweet: My pliers are so needle-nose, they could dig into my soul.

DM: You call that a tool? My pliers are more of a needle nose.

A person who forgets you, but you never forget them. They’re like a ghost that haunts your memory.

Tweet: My ex is a needle nose. I forgot about her, but she remembered me and my bad habits.

Text: That guy from middle school is a needle nose. I didn’t remember him, but he remembered my crush.

DM: You’re a needle nose. I forgot about you, but you remembered my dumb joke.

A person who laughs too much and is always a pain. They’re fake and from a made-up country.

Text: My neighbor is a needle nose. He laughs like he’s on a commercial and he’s always in my business.

Tweet: My coworker is a needle nose. He laughs too much and he’s from a fake country.

DM: You’re a needle nose. You laugh like a maniac and you’re fake.

A person who sees everything and knows too much. They’re like a camera with a nose and they’re always watching.

Text: My teacher is a needle nose. She knows my secrets and she’s always watching me.

Tweet: My mom is a needle nose. She sees everything and she’s always in my business.

DM: You’re a needle nose. You know my business and you never let me forget it.