A need

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A sneaky way to ask if someone wants to buy weed, usually pot. It's like saying, 'You want it?' but with more vibes.
'A need?' he asked, eyeing the bag of weed.
'A need?' she whispered, trying not to get caught.
'A need?' he said, already reaching for his wallet.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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An Indian word that means 'needed' but sounds like it's coming from a guy who just got yelled at by his mom.
'I need this by tomorrow,' he said, using the word like it was a curse.
She said, 'A need,' like it was the end of the world.
He replied with 'A need?' like it was the worst thing ever.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A bunch of Indians telling tech people in America to do stuff without explaining what it is. It's like telling a kid to 'do the needful' and hoping they know what that means.
'Do the needful,' he said, like it was magic.
'Kindly do the needful,' she added, like it was a spell.
He just said, 'Do the needful,' and walked away.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you ask, 'The need?' it's like saying, 'What's the point of this?' and you're probably tired of whatever is happening.
'The need?' he asked, already bored.
'The need?' she said, like she had heard it all before.
'The need?' he groaned, knowing it was going to be a long day.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Something so unnecessary it's like you're being paid to not do it. It's the kind of thing that makes you want to scream.
'This is the need?' he said, already annoyed.
She looked at the mess and said, 'This is the need?'
He said, 'This is the need?' like it was a crime.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you're like, 'I need it,' but it's more like you're begging for it and you're not even sure why.
'I need it,' he said, like it was a prayer.
She said, 'I need it,' like she was dying.
'I need it,' he begged, already regretting it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When you're dying for something, like you're going to die if you don't get it. It's the kind of want that makes you scream in the middle of the night.
'I need it,' he said, like it was his last word.
She screamed, 'I need it!' like she was in a horror movie.
'I need it,' he said, and then passed out.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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