A Nasser

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A massive cock, a loyal motherfucker, plays PlayStation like a boss, will beat the shit out of you, talks straight, is a beast in bed, and eats like a pig.
Bro, that nigga is a Nasser. He came to my house, ate my mom, and left me with a hangover.
My cousin is a Nasser. He hit a dude with a shovel and then went to get pizza.
That guy is a Nasser. He knocked out my uncle and then asked for my sister's number.
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When something is so stupid it makes you laugh because you’re confused.
That joke was a Nasser. I didn’t get it, but I laughed anyway.
The movie was a Nasser. It was so bad it made me cry.
That kid’s math test was a Nasser. He didn’t know what he was doing, but I laughed.
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An Arabic name that means ‘Victorious,’ and that’s all it needs to be.
My dad is a Nasser. He beat up my brother and then said, ‘Victory is mine.’
That guy is a Nasser. He won the battle and then won my sister.
My teacher is a Nasser. She passed the test and then said, ‘Victory is mine.’
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A guy with a huge cock, a lover, and a man who can drip when a woman needs it.
That guy is a Nasser. He came in, dropped a line, and then left with my mom.
My friend is a Nasser. He got in a fight and then asked for my sister’s number.
That dude is a Nasser. He had a cock like a tree and a heart like a rock.
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A sexy person in the game NES. They look like a beast and move like a boss.
That guy in NES is a Nasser. He looked like a beast and killed my brother.
My cousin is a Nasser in NES. He beat me in the game and took my pizza.
That character in NES is a Nasser. He looked like a beast and killed my mom.
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A real gangster, the kind that beats you up and then takes your money.
That guy is a Nasser. He beat me up and took my lunch money.
My dad is a Nasser. He beat up my brother and took my pizza.
That dude is a Nasser. He came in, knocked me out, and took my phone.
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A real dude, the kind that talks straight and doesn’t give a damn.
That guy is a Nasser. He came in, said, ‘I don’t give a damn,’ and took my lunch.
My brother is a Nasser. He beat up my friend and said, ‘I don’t give a damn.’
That dude is a Nasser. He said, ‘I don’t give a damn,’ and took my phone.
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