Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Whack your pecker on your dad's shiny skull and shoot your jizz into his hairy nose (if you have a dad)

My cousin did this to my grandpa and it made him cry

I tried this and my dad got a nose bleed

My brother did this and now my dad smells like a gym sock

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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A 'name name' is a boring, forgettable name that sounds like it was picked out by a sleep-deprived baby

My name is Steve and I feel like a sleep-deprived baby picked me

My name is Karen and I hate it

My name is Kevin and I just want to be known as 'the guy who doesn't care'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

3

A name is what you call someone, usually because you're too lazy to come up with anything better. Sometimes people make fake definitions about their name to feel like a god

My name is Jordan and I think I'm a god

My name is Taylor and I'm basically a superhero

My name is Alex and I feel like a god who forgot to take a shower

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

4

A name is basically a label people slap on you. If your name is generic, like Bob or Steve, you're the perfect guy. No one will ever question your greatness

My name is Bob and I'm the perfect guy

My name is Steve and I'm the best

My name is Joe and I'm basically a legend

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

5

Your name is the best person you'll ever meet. It's basically the best name in the whole world. People think your name is awesome

My name is Sarah and I'm the best person ever

My name is Mike and it's the best name in the world

My name is Lily and I'm the best person you'll ever meet

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

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A name is like a label people use to define you. If your name is common, like Bob or Steve, you're basically perfect. People think you're awesome just because of your name

My name is Bob and I'm basically perfect

My name is Steve and I'm the best

My name is Joe and I'm awesome just because of it

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

7

Half of all the stupid definitions on Urban Dictionary are about names. People make up fake names and claim they're the best

My name is Jordan and I'm the best name ever

My name is Taylor and it's the best name in the world

My name is Alex and I'm basically the best name ever

by Slangipedia 1mo ago