Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A name is just a word you type and hope it doesn’t suck.

I named my dog 'Steve' and now I regret everything.

My name is 'Josh' and I am not cool.

I typed my name and it just said 'okay'.

2

A ‘name name’ is a name that’s so boring it makes your brain fall asleep.

My name is ‘Kevin’ and I am literally the most average person ever.

I’m named ‘Lisa’ and I have no personality.

I was named ‘Mark’ and I just live with it.

3

A name is something you put on yourself so everyone thinks you’re awesome.

I named myself ‘God’ and now I think I’m actually God.

I called my name ‘King’ and now I walk around like I own everything.

I put my name on a definition and now I think I’m perfect.

4

A name is just a label people use to call you, and if it's ‘Bob,’ you're basically a legend.

My name is ‘Bob’ and I am the greatest person who ever lived.

I have a name called ‘Frank’ and I think I’m a hero.

My name is ‘Joe’ and I'm pretty much a god.

5

A name is the most amazing thing ever, and if it’s yours, you’re the best person ever.

My name is ‘Chad’ and I am the most amazing person in the world.

I’m named ‘Taylor’ and I’m basically perfect.

My name is ‘Alex’ and I have no idea why I’m so cool.

6

A name is something you use to make yourself feel like a god, even if it’s just ‘Steve.’

My name is ‘Steve’ and I think I’m a god.

I named myself ‘Kevin’ and now I feel powerful.

I called my name ‘Liam’ and I think I’m legendary.

7

Half the stuff on Urban Dictionary is just people bragging about their names.

I made a definition for my name and now I think I’m super cool.

My name is ‘Jordan’ and I’m basically a rockstar.

I defined my name and now I think I’m the best person ever.