a nail

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a compliment: someone who is on top of things and gets the job done, like a boss with a coffee addiction and no filter
My boss nailed the meeting, then yelled at the coffee machine.
She got the report done before lunch, and it was perfect.
He finished the project in ten minutes and then took a nap.
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to win, to triumph, like when you beat your mom at Mario Kart and she still lets you win
I won the game, and my mom said I was a champion.
He beat the guy who tried to steal his lunch.
She won the contest and got a free taco.
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fucking hard, like a guy who could bench-press a cow and still have time to eat a whole pizza
That guy ran through a wall like it was a door.
He wrestled a bear and won, then ate a sandwich.
He survived a plane crash and still had time for breakfast.
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when you finished a task so good it looked like you were born to do it
He finished the test before anyone else even opened their pencil.
She painted the house in one day and it looked like a movie set.
He finished the homework and then went to sleep.
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fucking, screwing, like when you're so tired you can't even remember your own name
He was so tired he fell asleep in the middle of the movie.
She was so drunk she tried to talk to the TV.
He was so lazy he didn't even brush his teeth.
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when you guess the right answer, like when you know the answer before the question even finishes
He answered the question before the teacher even said it.
She knew the answer before the question was even asked.
He guessed the answer and got it right on the first try.
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nailing it: when you finish something so good it looks like you were born to do it, like a superhero who also knows how to do taxes
He finished the project and it looked like it was made by a god.
She aced the test and then went to sleep.
He finished the race first and then ate a whole cake.
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