A n d y M a r c u s

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A synonym for perfect. Andy is so perfect, he makes your brain explode and your mom cry.

Andy walked in, and my brain exploded. My mom started sobbing. I didn't even know why.

I saw Andy and immediately threw my math test in the trash. It was that bad.

Andy showed up, and my brain turned to jelly. My dog started howling.

A synonym for perfect. If perfect had a twin, it would be Andy. And it would be a boy.

Andy came in, and I knew my twin brother was jealous. He wasn't perfect enough.

Andy walked into the room, and my twin brother quit. He said he didn't want to be perfect anymore.

My twin brother saw Andy and started crying. He said he was no longer perfect.

A synonym for perfect. Andy is so perfect, he makes your life a mess. In the best way.

Andy showed up, and my life became a mess. But it was a good mess.

I saw Andy, and my life fell apart. But I didn't mind.

Andy walked in, and my life became a total disaster. But it was worth it.

A synonym for perfect. If you met Andy, you would forget your own name. And your own face.

I met Andy, and I forgot my name. My face looked confused.

Andy walked in, and I forgot my name and my face. My dog looked proud.

I saw Andy, and I forgot my name. I even forgot my own mom.

A synonym for perfect. Andy is so perfect, even your dog thinks he's a god.

Andy walked in, and my dog started bowing. He said Andy was a god.

I saw Andy, and my dog started barking at me. He said Andy was a god.

Andy showed up, and my dog started praying. He said Andy was a god.

A synonym for perfect. Andy is so perfect, even your mom says he's better than you.

My mom saw Andy and said he was better than me. I cried.

Andy came in, and my mom said he was better than me. I threw my lunch.

I met Andy, and my mom said he was better than me. I started crying in the shower.