A Mutz

Current Trending
#weak#noodle#crybaby

6 views · Added 17d ago · 7 definitions

1
A guy who’s as weak as a cooked noodle and rolls his bones like they’re broken for no reason.
My cousin’s a mutz. He foam rolls his hip because he tripped on a banana peel.
That mutz cried when he fell off a chair.
He foam rolls his ankle every day just to feel tough.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
2
Short for Mozzarella. People in NYC and NJ say it like it’s a religion.
I asked for a mutz sandwich and got a cheese log instead.
My aunt says mutz is the best thing since sliced bread.
He said ‘mutz’ like it was a curse.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
3
A mutz is a tiny human who can’t grow and is as short as a toilet. They scream at you when you get close, but they’re chill once you buy them pizza. They play hockey like it’s a war and blame their friends for all their bad life choices. Also, a mutz is someone who bakes bread so bad it’s a crime.
That mutz screamed at me for touching his pizza.
He played hockey like it was a fight with his dad.
His bread was so bad, the oven cried.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
4
Something super good. Or something so new it makes your brain hurt. Or your mom’s face.
That pizza was a mutz. It was so good I cried.
The new phone is a mutz. It’s so new I don’t know how to use it.
Your mom’s face is a mutz. It’s so ugly it made me vomit.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
5
A polite way to say ‘dogs bollocks,’ which means something is really good. It’s like saying ‘mutz nutz’ but with more dignity and less British confusion.
That cake was a mutz. It was like saying ‘dogs bollocks’ with a hat on.
I told my friend it was a mutz, and he cried.
She said ‘mutz’ like it was a fancy word.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
6
A fake woman who lies about her powers and acts like she’s a superhero. She’s not. She’s just bad at life.
My neighbor is a mutz. She said she could fly, but she fell off a chair.
That girl is a mutz. She said she could read minds, but she just made up stuff.
He said his girlfriend was a mutz. She said she could time travel, but she just got lost.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
7
A mutz is a guy who owns so many guns he can’t fit them all in his house. His penis is so big, people think it’s a legend. Everyone else just thinks he’s crazy.
That mutz has a gun for every day of the week. And a half.
He said his penis is bigger than his house.
He shot a duck with a chainsaw gun. It was a mutz move.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
xs