A mushroom stamp

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When a guy whacks his peen against another guy's head so hard it leaves a fleshy cap on their face like a giant fungi.
My cousin did this to my uncle at the bar and now he has a mushroom on his forehead for a week.
At the football game, a guy hit another guy so hard he looked like he had a toad on his face.
My brother did this to his friend and now he can't wear a hat without people laughing.
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When a guy uses his junk like a hammer and hits someone's face with it.
My dad did this to my mom and she still has a red mark on her face.
At the mall, a guy hit a kid with his cock and it looked like a punchline.
My friend did this to his teacher and she got a mushroom on her face.
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When a guy squishes his dong on someone's face like he's trying to flatten a pancake.
My neighbor did this to his dog and now the dog looks confused.
At the gym, a guy did this to a kid and he had a pink face.
My cousin did this to his friend and it looked like a facepalm.
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When a guy throws his junk at someone's face like it's a pizza throw.
My dad did this to my uncle and he had a mushroom on his face for a week.
At the park, a guy hit another guy with his cock and it looked like a slapstick scene.
My brother did this to his friend and it looked like a comedy sketch.
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When you whack someone with your junk and make a giant red mark on their face like a stamp.
My uncle did this to my cousin and it looked like a facepalm.
At the party, a guy hit another guy with his cock and it looked like a slap.
My brother did this to his friend and he had a red face like a tomato.
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When a guy hits a girl in the face with his junk because he’s mad and wants to leave a mark.
My dad did this to my mom and she had a red face like a tomato.
At the school, a guy hit a girl with his cock and it looked like a slap.
My brother did this to his sister and she had a red face for a week.
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After pooping in a girl, a guy takes his smelly peen and whacks her face with it like it's a final slap.
My dad did this to my mom after they had sex and she had a red face.
At the party, a guy pooped in a girl and then hit her face with his junk.
My brother did this to his sister and she had a red face and a smelly face.
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