Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A Muni is basically cash, but only if you're a total legend. If you're not, you're wasting your time.

Yo, I just got a Muni from my homie. That's like getting a million bucks, bro.

You can't call yourself a real person if you don't have a Muni.

I paid for my whole week with a Muni. I'm living my best life.

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A Muni is the person who will save your life when the sky falls. She’s the best. You’re lucky to have her.

My Muni is the only reason I passed algebra. She’s a god.

If the world ends, my Muni is the one who will survive. I’m just the backup plan.

I would follow my Muni anywhere. Even to the moon.

3

A Muni is just money. But if you call it something else, you sound extra stupid.

My Muni is like a dollar. But I call it Muni because I think I'm fancy.

You can't just say 'money', you gotta say 'Muni' and sound important.

I got a Muni from my mom. It's basically a dollar. But it's extra.

4

A Muni is a cute person. Like super cute. The kind of person who makes you feel good just by looking at them.

My Muni is so cute, I would follow her anywhere. Even to the mall.

My Muni is the reason I passed gym class. She’s cute and nice.

My Muni has the best smile. I want to marry her.

5

A Muni is San Francisco’s public transportation. It’s cheap, but it’s also hell on Earth. You’ll get stuck with sweaty people.

I took the Muni to school. I got stuck with my homie and his gross lunch.

The Muni is like a bus, but it’s packed with people who don’t know how to be quiet.

I took the Muni. It was $0.35, but I got stuck with a kid who didn’t stop talking.

6

A Muni is a unicycle. But it’s for people who like to ride it in the dirt and make a fool of themselves.

My Muni is the coolest. I ride it in the dirt and make everyone laugh.

I took my Muni to the park. I looked like a total fool.

My Muni broke. Now I have to ride it like a total idiot.

7

A Muni is a vagina. But not just any vagina, it’s the best kind. The kind you can’t live without.

My Muni is the best. I can’t live without it.

My Muni is like a magical vagina that makes everything better.

If I didn’t have my Muni, I’d be the worst person in the world.