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When you mess up someone's name so bad it sounds like a stupid insult and a laugh. You're just trying to be funny, but it ends up being a flex.
You call your teacher "Moss Pender" instead of "Moss Pender." He stares at you like you just cursed his dog.
Your friend's name is "Trent" but you say "Trent". He laughs and says you're the worst.
You try to be cool and say "Tom Brady" but it comes out like "Tom Brady" and everyone rolls their eyes.
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When you mess up someone's name so hard it sounds like a joke and a curse. It’s like you’re trying to be funny, but it just makes you look like a dork.
You call your uncle "Bob" instead of "Bob." He gives you the look like you just insulted his dead grandma.
You try to be cool and say "Bom Trady" but it comes out like "Bom Trady" and everyone laughs at you.
You try to be funny and say "Tom Brady" but it comes out like "Tom Brady" and no one gets it.
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When you mess up someone's name so bad it sounds like a joke and a punchline. It’s like you're trying to be funny, but you’re just being annoying.
You call your crush "Moss Pender" instead of "Moss Pender." They stare at you like you just said something stupid.
You try to be funny and say "Bom Trady" but it comes out like "Bom Trady" and everyone laughs at you.
You try to be cool and say "Tom Brady" but it comes out like "Tom Brady" and no one gets it.
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When you mess up someone's name so bad it feels like you're making fun of them. It's not even funny, it's just mean.
You call your friend "Trent" instead of "Trent." He gives you the look like you just insulted his dog.
You try to be cool and say "Bom Trady" but it comes out like "Bom Trady" and everyone laughs at you.
You try to be funny and say "Tom Brady" but it comes out like "Tom Brady" and no one gets it.
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When you mess up someone's name so bad it sounds like you're trying to be funny but you're just being a dork. It’s like you’re trying to make a joke but it’s just a mess.
You call your teacher "Trent" instead of "Trent." He stares at you like you just insulted his dog.
You try to be funny and say "Moss Pender" but it comes out like "Moss Pender" and everyone laughs at you.
You try to be cool and say "Tom Brady" but it comes out like "Tom Brady" and no one gets it.
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