A Mueller Report

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A Mueller Report is like a fart that changes smell every time you let it out. It says one thing at first, then later it says something else, and you never know what it will say next. People still pretend it means something important.
The report said he was guilty, then later said he was innocent, and now it's saying he was just tired.
The first report said it was a conspiracy, the second report said it was just a mistake, and the third report said it was a conspiracy mistake.
He read the report, then read it again, and then read it with a side of fries.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Mueller Report is like a kid who lies to get out of trouble. It says one thing, then later it says something else, and everyone knows it's a lie, but no one does anything about it.
The report said he did it, then said he didn’t, then said he did it for fun.
First it said there was a plot, then it said there was no plot, then it said the plot was a prank.
He got the report, laughed, and said, 'I knew it was a lie.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Mueller Report is like a broken toaster that keeps changing what it makes. One day it makes toast, the next day it makes burnt toast, and then it makes toast out of your hair.
The first report said he was guilty, the second said he was innocent, and the third said he was guilty of being innocent.
He read the report, then the report read him, and then the report read his dog.
The report was confusing, like a broken toaster with a side of drama.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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