A Mouth Divided

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When your brain tries to talk but your mouth is too confused and just spits out a mix of words that make no sense and sound like you’re talking to a goat.
I’m like, "I’m gonna get a burrito and a taco and also maybe a pizza, but not the pizza."
She said, "I’m gonna go to the store and buy a couch and also a lamp and maybe a cat."
He texted, "I’m gonna eat breakfast and also maybe dinner and definitely not lunch."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you try to say two things at once and your mouth just explodes into a mess of words that nobody understands, not even your mom.
I said, "I’m gonna go to the beach and also maybe the park and definitely not the mall."
She yelled, "I’m gonna eat pizza and also maybe a burger and definitely not a salad."
He whispered, "I’m gonna sleep and also maybe dream and definitely not wake up."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When your brain is trying to be smart but your mouth is just being a dummy and making a total mess of your words.
I said, "I’m gonna go to school and also maybe the store and definitely not the gym."
She said, "I’m gonna eat ice cream and also maybe cake and definitely not broccoli."
He said, "I’m gonna play video games and also maybe read a book and definitely not do homework."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you try to speak but your brain sends too many messages to your mouth and it just spits out a jumble of words that even your dog doesn’t understand.
I said, "I’m gonna watch TV and also maybe play video games and definitely not do my chores."
She said, "I’m gonna eat pizza and also maybe a taco and definitely not a salad."
He said, "I’m gonna go to the park and also maybe the beach and definitely not the mall."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you try to say one thing but your brain adds ten more things and your mouth just gives up and says everything all at once like it’s trying to win a race.
I said, "I’m gonna go to the store and buy milk and bread and eggs and also maybe a cat and a dog and a chicken."
She said, "I’m gonna eat pizza and drink soda and also maybe eat cake and drink juice and definitely not eat broccoli."
He said, "I’m gonna play video games and also maybe watch TV and definitely not do my homework or go to school or go to the park."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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