A Mosley

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a person who looks like a bad hair day got a second chance
My cousin's hair looks like a raccoon threw up on him
That guy's hair is so bad it should be illegal
My dog would take a better haircut than that guy
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when a guy takes a girl on a hunt and ends up doing her in the woods like a savage while shooting a deer and her at the same time
That guy shot a deer and his ex at the same time
He had sex with his girlfriend in the woods and shot a deer for fun
He took a girl hunting and ended up doing her while shooting a deer
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when you make something out of nothing, like magic but with more swearing
He turned a pile of dirt into a cake and called it 'dirt cake'
She made a meal out of a single potato
He made a whole band out of nothing and a few swear words
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a guy with a tiny, pathetic dick and a brain full of nonsense
That guy’s dick is smaller than my foot
He has a brain like a donkey and a dick like a chicken
That guy’s brain is full of nonsense and his dick is full of shame
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when you get knocked down and start yelling at everyone and everything
He got hit and started yelling at the sky
She got knocked down and started yelling at the pizza
He got knocked down and yelled at the dog for no reason
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a guy who doesn’t care about anything and will do anything for a good time
That guy will steal your lunch for a laugh
He cheated on his mom just for fun
He stole a chicken just to prove he could
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the main singer of a band called Flyleaf, who went from being a drug-loving rebel to a religious person after a supernatural experience
She went from doing drugs to talking to God
She turned her life around after a supernatural event
She used to hate religion but now she’s super religious
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